It also singed my good shoes by accident.

[black_hat_cat]

Might I make a recommendation to anyone currently staying here on Berk

Comments

[8deathtaed8]

Sounds like a pretty sweet ride.

[black_hat_cat]

It wasn't.

[8deathtaed8]

Next time, take a few jumps before crashing it.

[black_hat_cat]

What do you mean?

[namiwashere]

Out of everything here... you chose to ride one of those?

[black_hat_cat]

It was following me and kept bumping into me; I'm not really sure what it wanted, so I just did it on a whim.

[namiwashere]

It's the whim's that will get you killed. The flying bumblebee pigs don't look too... stable though.

[black_hat_cat]

They're stable enough; they're just...narcoleptic.

[serving_love]

Have you been up on any dragons that aren't retarded yet?

[black_hat_cat]

I have received two offers to be a passenger on the Nadder.

[serving_love]

What's that, the shitty blue one? Fuck that, you should borrow Shitty Dragon.

[black_hat_cat]

The one that sets itself on fire? One of two things I'm not impervious to? Hmm.

[rankyaku_kaku]

...Hahahahaha! Why in the world were you even trying to ride it?

[black_hat_cat]

People ride dragons here, in case you missed that.

[rankyaku_kaku]

Would you know, I had caught that. Also the disdain you apparently hold them in, and the fact that you hardly need one to get up in the air. It doesn't quite seem your thing.

[black_hat_cat]

What disdain would that be? They're interesting creatures.