AN DARE
[Man, whatever, a dare is a dare. Who says Hawke can't be a good sport? Besides, it's not like she's making him put his name on it. He copies the following from a crappy romance novel by Xatu, personalizes it for each recipient, and delivers them accordingly under the cover of darkness.]
My Darling Shinon/Max/Cyrus,
Long have I watched you from afar, pining for your gaze, your touch, your red/blue/grayish-blue hair and the way it glistens in the sun. You are the most beautiful archer/commanding officer/Pokemon trainer I have ever encountered. Not a day goes by where I do not long for your presence, wishing that I had the courage to tell you how I feel. When that day comes, grant my deepest desire. Say that you love me in return, my dearest, and we shall be together forever until the end of time. Forever. Always.
Eternally yours,
A Secret Admirer
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I stepped on a pumpkin returning to my office today. You should all be more careful about where you place them.
My Darling Shinon/Max/Cyrus,
Long have I watched you from afar, pining for your gaze, your touch, your red/blue/grayish-blue hair and the way it glistens in the sun. You are the most beautiful archer/commanding officer/Pokemon trainer I have ever encountered. Not a day goes by where I do not long for your presence, wishing that I had the courage to tell you how I feel. When that day comes, grant my deepest desire. Say that you love me in return, my dearest, and we shall be together forever until the end of time. Forever. Always.
Eternally yours,
A Secret Admirer
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I stepped on a pumpkin returning to my office today. You should all be more careful about where you place them.