1) List 20 things that you want to say to people, but never will.
2) Don't say who they are.
3) Never discuss it again.
1. Bra's are not tops
2. Your tattoo is ugly and off center.
3. Cats do not need leashes. You don't need to take them for walks
4. You should re-consider your life goals
5. You don't like Jazz? You smell and I don't like you.
6. Ho...Hhow can you put on that much makeup without your skin peeling off afterward?
7. I just think you should wash your body once a week, I'll even throw in the soap
8. I'll never trust you
9. Wine is not water, you drink too much.
10. No, you suck.. Infinity +1000000000000
11. Eat something, or I'll snap your tiny body in half and make you eat your own liver
12. Tim Hortons is NOT LIFE! Stop thinking it is!
13. You'll never do what you want because your to comfortable/scared to change
14. You're a lazy pot head and you're not improving on guitar.
15. You think you're all that. But you're only that. Boring
16. You can't sing in key. You're always a little flat and it bugs the shit out of me.
17. You deserved it
18. We are here because lower forms of man survived and evolved. We are not inbread offspring of Adam and Eve. Even as a kid I thought that was ridiculous. Sorry but.. seriously other religions have better explanations... besides Mormons of course. (prove me otherwise if you like.. I'm not bashing anyone.. I do like debate :) )
19. You shouldn't have gotten that huge dog. You live in a tiny tiny apartment. Just..just stupid.
20. No, you're ignorant about everything that isn't normal to you. Fuck you.