Warner Bros has proved it intelligence for once and for all.
Right, I have a bone to pick.
I’m not happy.
Warner Bros. has gone down the piss’a, again.
http://www.mugglenet.com/index.shtml?location=right
“Warner Bros. today announced the people who will play Luna Lovegood, Nymphadora Tonks, Bellatrix Lestrange and Dolores Umbridge in the fifth Harry Potter movie.”
I’m sure 14-year-old Evanna Lynch from Ireland is a lovely girl. But she is defiantly NOT what I pictured for Luna.
I shall reframe from gawking at her picture, for my health.
Reason why: she looks like Lindsay Lohan.*shudders* I hate Lindsay Lohan.
Now onto our beloved Tonks. Natalia Tena is to be playing her, and so far, the most I’ve found out about her that she starred as ‘Ellie’ in About a Boy. At the moment, I'm fine with them casting her as Tonks. She seems like she'll do a good job of it. Kudos to her.
Immelda Staunton, now this choice is probably the only other one I’m happy with. She has been cast as Umbridge, and I think she’ll do a fantastic job of it. I must admit, I did like her in ‘Crush’. I also liked Kenny Doughty in crushed. Very, very much so.
Must hire that move out again…
But, you know what’s REALLY hacked me off?
Multi award-winning actress Helen McCrory, whilst I’m sure is a fine actress, is a PISS POOR choice for Bellatrix Lestrange ne Black.
Bellatrix is a Black sister, beautiful, ethereal, and majestic. An excluding Andromeda, entirely evil. Well, we’ll exclude Mrs Malfoy for the moment too, as we haven’t proven her evilness, yet.
So basically, in the next Harry Potter movie, while watching Helen McCrory play Bellatrix, I shall be picturing Angelina Jolie’s lips, Aaliyah’s hair, and a hybrid cross between Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez, and Jenna Jameson’s body - though not Jenna’s’ boobs, her boobs scare me.
Or wait.
HOW BOUT THEY JUST CAST RACHEL WEISZ DAMN IT!
Gorgeous, sultry, sex appeal. Give her a whip, tell her to hiss, and slap me if she doesn’t look like a dominatrix.
I wanted to walk away from this upcoming moving thinking, loudly, I'd let Bellatrix torture me any day. Hell, I’d tie myself up, save her the trouble.
Warner Brothers = Stupid mother fucking penny pinching god damn bloody sodomising gerbil rapists.
EDIT: OK. So I was really harsh about all this. For anyone I pissed off. Sorry. *roles eyes* I was already in a bad mood. This is the first time I’m about to speak about this.
Nothings final, but it turns out I may have some serious difficulties later in life when falling pregnant.
I have to go have an internal ultra sound. And have a few blood tests.
It sucks.
Not that I was planning on ‘having’ kids, but it would’ve been nice to have the option. I'm not about to say 'I now doubt my self as a woman. Hell no. I am WOMAN, hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. Fear me.
But I was really hurt about it. I dealt with it by screaming and ranting about this.
If everything works out, it'll be nothing. And I'll be in perfect health. Which is what I'm shooting for, obviously.
But there's always that stupid little voice that screams, it’s happening because you fear it, its your due.
But no amount of shut up, and buck up is helping at the moment.
I haven’t said anything to anyone, yet. I’ll probably blurt it out to Jac, just to see her reaction. She’ll probably say, “You know Lauren. This is most likely a good thing. You don’t like kids anyway. You’d be saving some poor sod having to grow up with you as its mother.” Or maybe she won’t.
Ash, I need a hug. I hate doctors. I don't want to go through this. It scares me, and I feel alone. But I know that I'm loved. And that’s enough to get me through this.
Life is a bitch in need of coffee.
I’m not happy.
Warner Bros. has gone down the piss’a, again.
http://www.mugglenet.com/index.shtml?location=right
“Warner Bros. today announced the people who will play Luna Lovegood, Nymphadora Tonks, Bellatrix Lestrange and Dolores Umbridge in the fifth Harry Potter movie.”
I’m sure 14-year-old Evanna Lynch from Ireland is a lovely girl. But she is defiantly NOT what I pictured for Luna.
I shall reframe from gawking at her picture, for my health.
Reason why: she looks like Lindsay Lohan.*shudders* I hate Lindsay Lohan.
Now onto our beloved Tonks. Natalia Tena is to be playing her, and so far, the most I’ve found out about her that she starred as ‘Ellie’ in About a Boy. At the moment, I'm fine with them casting her as Tonks. She seems like she'll do a good job of it. Kudos to her.
Immelda Staunton, now this choice is probably the only other one I’m happy with. She has been cast as Umbridge, and I think she’ll do a fantastic job of it. I must admit, I did like her in ‘Crush’. I also liked Kenny Doughty in crushed. Very, very much so.
Must hire that move out again…
But, you know what’s REALLY hacked me off?
Multi award-winning actress Helen McCrory, whilst I’m sure is a fine actress, is a PISS POOR choice for Bellatrix Lestrange ne Black.
Bellatrix is a Black sister, beautiful, ethereal, and majestic. An excluding Andromeda, entirely evil. Well, we’ll exclude Mrs Malfoy for the moment too, as we haven’t proven her evilness, yet.
So basically, in the next Harry Potter movie, while watching Helen McCrory play Bellatrix, I shall be picturing Angelina Jolie’s lips, Aaliyah’s hair, and a hybrid cross between Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez, and Jenna Jameson’s body - though not Jenna’s’ boobs, her boobs scare me.
Or wait.
HOW BOUT THEY JUST CAST RACHEL WEISZ DAMN IT!
Gorgeous, sultry, sex appeal. Give her a whip, tell her to hiss, and slap me if she doesn’t look like a dominatrix.
I wanted to walk away from this upcoming moving thinking, loudly, I'd let Bellatrix torture me any day. Hell, I’d tie myself up, save her the trouble.
Warner Brothers = Stupid mother fucking penny pinching god damn bloody sodomising gerbil rapists.
EDIT: OK. So I was really harsh about all this. For anyone I pissed off. Sorry. *roles eyes* I was already in a bad mood. This is the first time I’m about to speak about this.
Nothings final, but it turns out I may have some serious difficulties later in life when falling pregnant.
I have to go have an internal ultra sound. And have a few blood tests.
It sucks.
Not that I was planning on ‘having’ kids, but it would’ve been nice to have the option. I'm not about to say 'I now doubt my self as a woman. Hell no. I am WOMAN, hell hath no fury as a woman scorned. Fear me.
But I was really hurt about it. I dealt with it by screaming and ranting about this.
If everything works out, it'll be nothing. And I'll be in perfect health. Which is what I'm shooting for, obviously.
But there's always that stupid little voice that screams, it’s happening because you fear it, its your due.
But no amount of shut up, and buck up is helping at the moment.
I haven’t said anything to anyone, yet. I’ll probably blurt it out to Jac, just to see her reaction. She’ll probably say, “You know Lauren. This is most likely a good thing. You don’t like kids anyway. You’d be saving some poor sod having to grow up with you as its mother.” Or maybe she won’t.
Ash, I need a hug. I hate doctors. I don't want to go through this. It scares me, and I feel alone. But I know that I'm loved. And that’s enough to get me through this.
Life is a bitch in need of coffee.