Yes, stupid dog. It wouldn't leave me alone. I hate that dog half the time, no screw that, all the time.
I'm not ticklish actually, lucky me hay? I've learnt not to attack my friends, Jac in particular will attack anyone who tries to tickle her. Violent one.
I think it’ll be best if I read the next HP book, and all the other ones for that matter, in private.
As every single character has been twisted into comical situations or just plain wishful thinking by us fangirls.
First it was Snape In a Dress, then Filch and Mrs. Norris going at it, then Weasley Twinsest, Neville and Trevor in questionable situations, Snapin, Lupin in his Werewolf form (need I say more?), Lucius and his Pimp Cane, Voldemort owning a chain of Muggle candy stores, Dumbledore adding drugs to his Lemon Drops, McGonagall rolling around in catnip more than she should be, Ravenclaws dating their books, the schools Quidditch Change Rooms, the schools Quidditch players and their brooms, Wands set to vibrate, the Slytherin Dungeons, Malfoy Manor and all those rooms aching to be christened, Bill and Charlie Weasley all to eager to please...
I think I should stop now.
For my health and yours.
*starts reading lots of fanfiction, will most likely be unable to speak fluently for the next 24 hours*
Should I load more art that I've done? I have heaps, I've just never loaded because I wasn't sure if I was as good as the other fandom artist's.. Then again, I've never met an artist who can't criticize their own work.
I don’t have any computer drawing programs, or a drawing pad... just my beloved pencils and paper.
Well, definitely more alive than a certain dog will be in the next 5 minutes. That dog in question has recently learnt that licking my toes is a dangerous fetish. (The dog seriously has a foot fetish. He steals certain shoes and rubs up against them. Not all shoes. Only certain ones. Thank Christ I've intimidated him enough to know that trespassing in my room is considered a crime liable to be punished by death. Or maybe the sodomisation of a broom handle, he’d make a handy duster).
I'll be on tomorrow, as I've some fanfic stuff to write up. Oh, and I've some super bad news, well not Oh No The World Is Ending sort of bad news, more like Some One's Going To Die For This Transgression, And Now Because Screw Putting You On The The List I Don’t Have Time. Blame goes to Lena. T'wasn't my fault I say. So you can't hit me when I tell you. Oh, and I've some good news too lol.
Oh god. What is the news? I probably won't be able to talk to you today either, because I'm going to this fair thing and then I'm working close tonight then all day tomorrow then it's homework when I get home. Yay for in class essays, eh?
I gave Lena your parcel to send with all her other stuff, all work related.
Turns out she got dad to go down to the post and send them off.
Bad, BAD idea.
In the box that had all the parcels, mine was on top. I was potting around the other day. And the box was no longer there, so I had room to finally step around things. I was looking for my Tax File number in the draws, and as I was opening the last draw, it caught on something. Your Parcel.
I stood there for what felt like 15 minutes.
Dad doesn’t know anything about it. Lena swears she never saw it fall out.
So. The world is against me.
I’ll send it away personally this time along with your birthday gift. I swear I’m never letting anyone send my parcels off again.
As compensation I’ll send you some complimentary products from my work.
And draw you a nice picture.
People are going to be maimed for the ineptness.
If you need help with HW then just prank my mobile or something and I'll jump onto the computer. Oh, and what colour would you prefer, green, purple, pink or blue?
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And Remus' hair.
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I have a dog at my feet trying to lick my fucking toes.
It has a foot fetish!
HELP!
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Ticklish?
Not an excellent mix.
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I'm not ticklish actually, lucky me hay? I've learnt not to attack my friends, Jac in particular will attack anyone who tries to tickle her. Violent one.
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=D
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As every single character has been twisted into comical situations or just plain wishful thinking by us fangirls.
First it was Snape In a Dress, then Filch and Mrs. Norris going at it, then Weasley Twinsest, Neville and Trevor in questionable situations, Snapin, Lupin in his Werewolf form (need I say more?), Lucius and his Pimp Cane, Voldemort owning a chain of Muggle candy stores, Dumbledore adding drugs to his Lemon Drops, McGonagall rolling around in catnip more than she should be, Ravenclaws dating their books, the schools Quidditch Change Rooms, the schools Quidditch players and their brooms, Wands set to vibrate, the Slytherin Dungeons, Malfoy Manor and all those rooms aching to be christened, Bill and Charlie Weasley all to eager to please...
I think I should stop now.
For my health and yours.
*starts reading lots of fanfiction, will most likely be unable to speak fluently for the next 24 hours*
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Should I load more art that I've done? I have heaps, I've just never loaded because I wasn't sure if I was as good as the other fandom artist's.. Then again, I've never met an artist who can't criticize their own work.
I don’t have any computer drawing programs, or a drawing pad... just my beloved pencils and paper.
Have the food cravings kicked in?
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j/k. :P
I have all this stuff to tell you, I'm going to forget it by the time I actually manage to chat to you!
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Yes, alive. Or at least some what.
Well, definitely more alive than a certain dog will be in the next 5 minutes. That dog in question has recently learnt that licking my toes is a dangerous fetish. (The dog seriously has a foot fetish. He steals certain shoes and rubs up against them. Not all shoes. Only certain ones. Thank Christ I've intimidated him enough to know that trespassing in my room is considered a crime liable to be punished by death. Or maybe the sodomisation of a broom handle, he’d make a handy duster).
I'll be on tomorrow, as I've some fanfic stuff to write up. Oh, and I've some super bad news, well not Oh No The World Is Ending sort of bad news, more like Some One's Going To Die For This Transgression, And Now Because Screw Putting You On The The List I Don’t Have Time. Blame goes to Lena. T'wasn't my fault I say. So you can't hit me when I tell you. Oh, and I've some good news too lol.
Time to make Chow Mein out of dog.
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Turns out she got dad to go down to the post and send them off.
Bad, BAD idea.
In the box that had all the parcels, mine was on top. I was potting around the other day. And the box was no longer there, so I had room to finally step around things. I was looking for my Tax File number in the draws, and as I was opening the last draw, it caught on something. Your Parcel.
I stood there for what felt like 15 minutes.
Dad doesn’t know anything about it. Lena swears she never saw it fall out.
So. The world is against me.
I’ll send it away personally this time along with your birthday gift. I swear I’m never letting anyone send my parcels off again.
As compensation I’ll send you some complimentary products from my work.
And draw you a nice picture.
People are going to be maimed for the ineptness.
If you need help with HW then just prank my mobile or something and I'll jump onto the computer. Oh, and what colour would you prefer, green, purple, pink or blue?
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