I'm so sorry guys for how long its taken me to update!

Apr 23, 2006 15:17

Hay guys.

I been away from not only LJ world, but the whole Net world.

My darling brother decided to take apart my fathers computer, as a consequence - the computer no longer worked.
Seeing as my father had only just gotten the computer back up and running not four days prior to my brother screwing with it, it came as no surprise when my father threatened to put a lock on the office door.

I swear, living without the internet is like... well. It's rather hard to compare.

But it seems like I shall be back up and running now, or until someone screws with the computers again. *visual image of someone trying to procreate with a computer*

I'm currently in my PJ's, and its 3:25pm. There’s a very good reason for this too. I woke up around two, as I wanted to sleep in as much as I could. The extra sleep is for Monday night, as I have a boat cruise that goes for five hours that night. It’ll be traveling down The Yara River, so it should be lovely.

Oh, and for those of you who don’t live in Australia - The Yara River runs through the city, attracting many joggers and families to the parks along each bank. But, under no circumstance is anyone to swim in it. If you don’t get killed by one of the large boats traveling on it, or perhaps a rowing boat - then the water will kill you. Well, the water won’t kill you per say. It’ll more likely make you feel like you’ve just been to The Big Day Out, binge drinking for over 48 hours and woke up next to your cousin, only to find that you’re not only half naked but have rather bizarre piercings on your feet.

A radio station had two of its host’s swim from one side of the back to the other, having whoever completed the dare first win a prize of some sort. Both were sick as dogs for awhile. The host’s came up with the idea anyway.

Long story short - the cruise will end at around 12am, after that we’ll be going to the After Party. As far as I know, the After Party, which is being held at The Loft, is going to be the only place playing R’n’B that night. Christ knows I can't stand a club that plays only House music.

A new woman has started at my work, Margaret. Now, normally I’ll take to anyone. It takes a lot for me to really dislike someone. But this woman, she’s… she’s…. I just can’t stand her.

She touches me, and I hate it. I don’t like anyone touching me unless I know them. So this makes me want to stuff a rat down her throat.

And whilst I’m well aware that I talk a lot, this woman not only talks a lot, but loudly so, and about things I couldn’t care less about.

At least I’m funny. I keep people thinking. Wondering if I really am as mad as they think I am.

But this woman is insane. Hannibal Lector insane.

Sue, a woman at my work whom I absolutely adore, got on her morning bus to find that the new woman finally noticed that they caught the same bus. It wasn’t hard for Sue to click onto when the woman noticed her get on. Seeing as how Margaret screamed Sue’s name, not shout, not loudly say her name out of surprise. Scream.

Considering that Sue is a quiet, and very much composed sort of person, someone who prefers solitude and the occasional company of close friends. It came as no surprised to find the Sue now wants to kill her. It always the quiet ones I say.

I’m very, VERY, thankful that I drive to work.

About a week ago I was propositioned for sexual acts in payment for a ride home. To which was… whilst enticing, not entirely preferred.

The proposition came from one of Adi’s friends. A blond, average build cockhead whom I never caught the name of.

Next time I see him, I’ll get a picture of him for you guys. He’s… nice enough. Just… full of himself.

He kept trying to burn my hair when I met him, then Igor’s younger brother joined in on that. So I beat them up.

And may I just add, this is fairly hard to do when you have Igor coming at you with a kitchen knife.

The reason for all the males that night was because we were celebrating Zeljka’s 19th birthday. Excluding Zeljka, Natalie (Igor’s much younger girlfriend) and I were the only females there.

Must admit, I did enjoy being the only available female there that night. lol

The funniest thing, other than beating up the guys, was Zeljka’s and Adi’s neighbors coming over.

No one expected them. Her birthday was technically the next day, but we decided to have the party the night before. There were three families amongst the neighbors. This equaled to a lot of kids.

We had munchies set up on the table for when the guys came over, music playing, and balloons thrown about on the floor.

The neighbors spoke maybe a handful of English, and sat right down in the lounge room, not moving for another forty minutes.

It took Natalie to tell them that we were all going to The Crown in the city, and were just waiting on Zeljka to finish making her cakes then have a shower before we were going.

Three minutes later, the neighbors were gone, the music was back on, the boys were drinking, and my hair was trying to be restyled with a cigarette lighter.

So, much has happened I just can’t be fucked to write it all. Over the next few days I’ll slowly go through everyone’s LJ, just not right this second.

I love you guys, I didn’t die or run away. Much to the disappointment of my little brother. I am back, and hopefully to stay.

Ciao

city, igs, clubbing, bitch and moan, not dead

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