bloated with cliches

[black_mage5]

Cliche about length of time it's been since last updating. It's been a looooooong time(sarcasm). Cliche about how it's good to be back and it is(more sarcasm, but not quite as extreme). Cliche about how much I missed you all I did. I really, really did. I swear.I learned a few things in my short twenty years on this earth. I know; only a few?

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[uncle_twitchy]

Have I told you lately that if I were female and closer to your age... I'd probably still put you in the "Just Friends" category?

[uncle_twitchy]

{And it's "Let Jesus fuck you! Let Jesus fuck you!" as she's repeatedly jamming a crucifix into her mommy parts.)