i says "i'm here to pay off my speeding ticket...and i'm here to get my fines out of the way and get the fuck to work." the judge says "you can't talk like that in my courtroom, you're in contempt of court." then i said...i told the judge, "if that's the best you can do, i feel sorry for you." i said "why don't you just shut your fucking ( Read more... )

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Meanwhile everyone wants to breathe and nobody can
and many say, “We will breathe later.”
And most of them don’t die,
because they are already dead.

they speak whatever's on their mind
they do whatever's in their pants
the boys i mean are not refined
they shake the mountains when they dance

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"drastic actions will make you unique?"
it's really all the same
but to be taken seriously
you need a bomb on their front step
or to at least be reasonable...

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hey boss, hey boss, i'm capable of making your life easier but i'm drunk on promotions.
can i get you some coffeeeeee?

i'll take the slow life, like a cowboy, strayin' cross the open plains, wandering without fear of a monday.

usually i do not believe in shame at all, but
a pretty village burning
makes a pretty fire

HELL YEAH!
GIT R DONE!
MOTHER FUCKING DALE "THE INTIMIDATOR" EARNHARDT LIVES ON!
IT'S TRUE! You yellow bellied liberals can burn in hell with Jeff Gordon if you don't believe me!!!
I SWEAR. I'll kill that stupid S.O.B. before I Die!
I WILL!!! WOOH!