I'm a little teapot
And I'm going to fucking kill you
Short and stout
So shut the fuck up
Here is my handle
Or I'll slit your throat
Here is my spout
I hate your fucking guts
When I gell all steamed up
I'll cream in your eye
Hear me shout
So hurry up and die
Tip me over and pour me out!

I am so fucking high right now. I think that I need to stop smoking pot. I don't care what you think. Wow, so Randy is drving me nuts. Tyler couldn't hang out with me, and I am fucking hungry. Anyway, I need some a the ol' drinkaroo. Later days.

Life sucks. Il sesso e un arma, esso puy distrugg. Who ever said that was right. I'd just like to say I haven't had any alcohol since January 27, and It's gay...