My Cat and Pyramids

[black_sails]

My girlfriend got me a cat. Shes a little runt calico with a tall twice as long as her body. We named her Oni. Dont know if my landlord will let me keep her yet. Problem is when Eleana leaves and I go to sleep Oni becomes this psycho kitty. She keeps jumping up onto my window sill and meowing so fucking loud. We're getting her spayed in a week so

Comments

[floozie_]

i dont wanna hear it...

NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT!

[tigerme85]

I have some advice about your trouble kitty, beat it. beat it real good. thats what I do to tiger when he is being a shit head lol. no but seriously she is just bored- get her some quiet kitty toys, like a ball on a rope hanging from the door or something along those lines. and about your girlfriend- thats truely awesome, I was waiting till you found someone for yourself who made you feel good. happy to hear she finaly fell from the sky- dont know how ya'll met but im sure it was in some weird Bobby sort of way hehe. try drowning her in your parents swimming pool or something along those lines to test her love for you lol. I dont know who floozie is but either she's really funny or she's got some resentment lol, welp give a negro a call some time (not a real one, just a figur of speech heh. much love for you your kitty and your girl friend :D
<3 me

[mosh_sq]

damn i havent read one of these in a while!! havent heard from you in a while either! nice to hear your alive and kickin. well im moving to seminole on the 16th so gimme a call some time.
p.s. i hate cats and i think you should take em's advise and beat it good :-)

[tigerme85]

yes- beat it real good like all cats need to be beaten ;) lol

[zero_frequency]

Hey man, it's kevin. let's get together and chill sometime, ok. i know that we have been saying this shit since high school, but damn. let's fucking chill!!

IM: thekevo82

or call me. i lost your fucking number.