Worst case scenario:

[black_solstice]

You are in the bathroom, in a towel, in the middle of the night, and there is a huge cockroach with you.

When you finally run out to get a slipper, it disappears.

THIS IS ME, RIGHT NOW.

Update:
I have successfully taken a shower. However, the cockroach still lives. I believe it is mocking me from wherever it hides.

Comments

[okale]

Should have bludgeoned it with something else :< like your amazing muscles. PUNCH IT IN THE FACE. Super macho style points.

[black_solstice]

I've never punched a roach before. I've punched a mouse though. :|

[rairay]

i always baygon the shit out of my bathroom when something like that happens, until the little cutie comes skittering out of its hiding place. then i eat it.

[black_solstice]

Di ako umaasa sa Baygon eh. SLIPPER FTW.

[black_solstice]

TEMPTED. However, I've never handled a flamethrower, or even a makeshift flamethrower before.

[rairay]

BAYGON+LIGHTER Y/Y