Private Log Entry: Employee # 170, Siahhotep, Rude

[black_sun_rise]

There is a reason I don't drink. And there is a reason I certainly don't drink Tequila. So how the hell did Sparky manage to talk me into it

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[corporatestrash]

The proper question here being, Shooter, is how the hell my liver hasn't rotted away, yo.

And apparently, Tseng's pretty disheartened over that fact, too. I think he wishes me death by alcohol poisoning.

Or maybe that was... na, forget it. Doesn't matter who the hell said it, yo.

Same time, same place, same shit? C'mon, Rudy, last night was a blast.

[black_sun_rise]

I guess because if you die of your own drinking, he gets to revel in the irony...

What have I just said? No tequila!

[corporatestrash]

I didn't think you were being serious, yo.

C'mon, Rude baby!

Would you rather me go out and get smashed at the bar and end up in some strangers house, yo? Possibly those shits that've been tailing us like flies on shit?

How would you like to wake up the next morning and my name is all over the fuckin' news? Then, for the rest of your life, you're going to be thinking:

If I'd only drank with him.

Do you really want that on you conscience, Shooter?

[black_sun_rise]

I hate you. So very much.

And you are going to get me into so much trouble.

[corporatestrash]

Ah, but it's the trouble that makes it so much more alluring, Shooter.

C'mon, it'll be way fun, yo. I'm even convincing Tifa to hang with us ;)