im a one eyed pirate.. aaaarrrghhh me hearties!

[black_sunset]

Well yes, i currently have the use of one eye. the other eye..luckily my bad one, decided to swell yesterday to the size of a small country. it almost shut itself. i had to leave from my last day on the wonderful mega yacht the Pelorus a few hours early because my pirates eye was so painful and swollen. All the boys at work had running eyes, just

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[psymph]

Bloody hell... that's one hardcore weekend!

And I'll tell you why your eye swelled up - it's because you were on that expensive yacht! It was slowly turning you into a pirate, so that you could steal off with it and sail onto the seven seas as the murderous, one-eyed captain!

Seriously, that would kick arse! XD

[dang_dodo_ditty]

fuck the anti biotics from the doc, i want a pirate net net!!!! come to perth and take us away to an island and we'll all go arrrgghhhh and stuff.