runaway camels and footballers

May 03, 2005 00:09

Today on my way to the recycling centre *Germany is pretty environmentally friendy*, I saw a camel escape from the circus. It was sitting in its yard and then it was orrfff ( Read more... )

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psymph May 3 2005, 00:39:41 UTC
STORY TIME! You've probably heard this one before, but I never get sick of telling it anyways!

In the UK awhile back, this young girl had a school dance on in only a days time, and she wanted to tan up to look her best. She hit the solarium, but was only given half an hour, so of course it wouldn't have made much difference. So she decided to visit more than one solarium before the big night!
The event came, and she had a really nice, dark tan, impressing everyone with how quickly it had happened. And then while she was dancing she collapsed and died. The autopsy showed that the girl had literally cooked her insides from lying on so many tanning beds in a day.

Sleep tight. ;)

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