303 ways to annoy Professor Snape- part 1

[black_trigger]

I do not own this list, nor did i create it. Someone emailed it to me a few years ago, but i still find it hilarious.

1. Learn a charm that gives its unsuspecting victim a large, fluffy, white
rabbit's tail. For a week. Put it to good use.

2. Tell him you've lost your pet werewolf and has he seen it?

3. Scatter rose-petals in front of him

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[emerald_dragon8]

46. Nickname your quill 'Snapie' and talk to it during class.

AHAHAHA. I SO DID THAT. God, I'm such a geek...*g*

[black_trigger]

Lols. I love:
9. Shout '10 points from Professor Snape!' at random moments.
I'd love to see the look on his face!

[emerald_dragon8]

They're all hilarious! I'm onto part 3 now. I love my dear Severus. :-)