303 ways to annoy Professor Snape- part 2

Apr 18, 2007 16:24


1. Stand at the entrance to the Potions classroom. Charge entry.

2. Ask him if he's ticklish. Tell him if he lies 'you'll know'.

3. Sacrifice small creatures and first-years in his name.

4. Offer to 'bewitch his mind and ensnare his senses.'

5. Conclude potions lessons with the words 'See you next time folks! Same
bat time! Same bat channel!'

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emerald_dragon8 April 18 2007, 06:49:12 UTC
46. Leave Harry Potter bound and gagged outside Snape's rooms every morning
for a year.

Oh the possibilities!!!

100. Find a website focusing on really bad Snape/Harry slash-fic. Print
them off and owl them to him regularly

LOLZ. THERE IS NO BAD SNARRY SLASH. :D:D:D:D (Actually, there is, but most of it is fucking brilliant).

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