You should not, under any circumstances, keep unprotected chocolate in your pants. This is especially true if your credit card and/or driver's license are not in a wallet. It WILL melt. It WILL get everywhere. It WILL be a major pain in the ass.

We now proceed with our regularly scheduled programing.

You can run on for a long time ( Read more... )

So our car blew up today. That's pretty bad, huh? I guess they don't call it the Ford "Exploder" for nothing ( Read more... )

I'll be honest with you. I'm bored. And a little depressed. So I'm taking a survey. Feel free to tune out ( Read more... )

We had a concert today. It was midly entertaining, and being able to bounce along to "Nearer My God To Thee" proved more rewarding than I thought. It reminded me that I missed Jazz Band - even if McElroy is an idiot. It was never about him, or his hissy-fits, or his pleas for attention and vague attempts at being "culturally" aware. (Did you ( Read more... )

Yeah, I was going to start doing my homework, but then my computer randomly went on an updating rampage (without my permission, I might add.) So, I figured it was about time to take a moment and think back about my Spring Break (even if it isn't technically over (do you think these notes are getting a little annoying? (I do. (I wonder if anyone ( Read more... )

Right, so, I was busily filling out that survey that Sami posted when the client I use to update LJ (Phoenix 1.9 for you mac users out there) crashed. I didn't feel the urge to repeat myself, and even now, I lack that desire. I wrote another sonnet, but I really don't like it. It certainly calls for revision. In any case, my Spring Break, as of ( Read more... )

This is your warning shot.

If you want to persist in reading my journal, you must be on my friends list. If you're interested in being on my friends list and are not already so, leave a message on this entry. Other than that, you're on your own.

Right, so I just found out something really dumb. The school and district is going through a lot of trouble to make sure that students are not allowed to access "livejournal" while on school campus. The have forgotten one fundamental flaw of this plan, however. Instead of simply blocking any urls containing the text "livejournal", they block out ( Read more... )

Some days are destined to float by like a cool summer's breeze, whispering the sweetest words and lullabies. Others come as a battle, allowing the blood of time to run free among the tall grass. Some days speak babble, while others are destined to provide, in explicit overtones, our character. Adversity, alacrity, amazing or otherwise...my ( Read more... )