1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Possibly shag after a little persuasion, put in italics.
3. Leave the ones you don't know of or wouldn't want to shag alone.
4. Strike the ones you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.
5. Add one of your own at the end.
snagged off:
liverlass 1. David Odonkor
2. Phillip Lahm
3. Michael Ballack (even with the haircut)
4. Christoph Metzelder
5. Sebastian Kehl
6. Lukas Podolski
7. Jens Lehmann
8. Bastain Schweinsteiger (oh, Basti)
9. Miroslav Klose
10. Per Mertesacker
11.Torsten Frings
12. Arne Friedrich
13. Oliver Kahn
14. Gerald Asamoah
15. Tim Borowski
16. Oliver Neuville
17. Bernd Schneider
18. Thomas Hitzlsperger
19. Marcell Jansen
20. Robert Huth
21. Jens Nowotny
22. Mike Hanke
23. Timo Hildebrand
24. David Beckham
25. Michael Owen
26. Owen Hargreaves
27. Milan Baros
28. Cristiano Ronaldo (no, I don't think he's attractive; yes, I know I'm in the minority)
29. Luis Figo
30. Pauletta
31. Ricardo
32. Nuno Gomes
33. Simão Sabrosa
34. Luca Toni
35. Andrea Barzagli
36. Phillip Degen
37. Alexander Frei
38. Zinedine Zidane
39. Thierry Henry
40. Lucas Neill
41. Tim Cahill
42. Fredrik Ljungberg
43. Henrik Larsson
44. Andreas Isaksson
45. Robin van Persie
46. Fernando Torres
47. Iker Casillas
48. Ronaldinho
49. Ronaldo
50. Kaká
51. Andriy Shevchenko
52. Gianluca Zambrotta
53. Fabio Cannavaro
54. Steven Gerrard (let me think about that one. . .)
55. Frank Lampard
56. Xabi Alonso (I accidentally typed "i" instead of "b" at first. horrors.)
57. Mark Gonzalez
58. Cesc Fabregas
59. David Villa
60. Raul Gonzalez
61. Sergio Ramos
62. Guti
63. Cicinho
64. Vicente Rodriguez
65. David Silva
66. John Arne Riise
67. Deco
68. Tiago
69. Daniel Agger
71. John Terry
72. Morten Gamst Pedersen
So I added two. I couldn't decide. (Am I going to meme hell for breaking a rule like that?)