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[blackbeard_tron]

OK, here's something that could be fun. Reply to this post with your best rhyming skills. Here's the catch though, you need to be self-deprecating. I suppose rhyme scheme doesn't matter, but we'll start off with limericks.

Comments

[alruff]

With the shitty-ass rhymes I am emergin',
Got a userpic like the 40-Year-Old Virgin,
I masturbate,
Before every date,
And people say my breath reeks like a dead sturgeon.

[blackbeard_tron]

A word to describe me is lazy.
I watch television like crazy.
I'm such a slouch
I've left a dent in the couch.
Rhyme's over, now I'm Ghost like Swayze.

[alruff]

Lazy? Bah. I got you beat.
I sit around like rotting meat.
I don't have to feign,
Like I've got mange,
I've got bedsores down to my fuckin' feet.

[pseudonordic]

All your talk's got a horrible flavor
And your syllable count's not a saver.
Since your rhymes are all lame,
I expect more da same.
Just stop now and call it a favor.

[alruff]

(Nooooooo... Self-deprecation here.)

I am hearing what you say,
All of my rhymes are very cliche.
I'd let it drop,
But I just can't stop,
And people say all day that I'm totally gay.

[evilgoatbob]

Some morns I wake up and say,
"Surely it's a wonderful day!"
But then I get lonely
because no girl will bone me,
fuck it, I should go gay.

[blackbeard_tron]

Awesome, totally awesome.

[nile_red]

rhyming lonely with bone me FTW

[kungfumick]

Makin sandwiches with a college degree,
so fucking short,I'm my own mini me.
When I'm with the ladies I come quick like the flash,
they're only with me cause I give 'em cash,
my life peaked in two thousand and three.

[bigtimes]

My friends say I'm throughly whipped
My hairstyle shows how I've been gypped
it's kinda scary
how my back's getting hairy
and I'm growing my own pair of tits