That 'Age' Meme...

Mar 06, 2010 17:37

At first I scoffed at it because very few of those entries had much to do with 'age' or 'maturity' at all, but curiousity compelled me to see how my marks added up.  Now I scoff at it because it's obviously a meme written by someone under 20.

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HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[x] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[ ] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn.
[x] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[ ] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[x] You have filed a tax return.
[x] You have used a pay phone.
[ ] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd.
[ ] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store.
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket.
[x] You still have and use a VCR.

Grand Total: 25
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My real age is 35.  So do I act 10 years younger than my age?  In some aspects, I think I do, but it has nothing to do with anything on this list.  I think it's pretty funny to imagine all the entries checked, and read what the author thinks a 41-year old person is like.
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