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[blackbirdsonnet]

Someone cleaned the shower at Gotham City.

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[waywardaughter]

That shower was NASTY.

[blackbirdsonnet]

You didn't have to live with it!

[waywardaughter]

You could have cleaned it!

[blackbirdsonnet]

No, because then I would have lost. There was an unspoken challenge going on about who could stand it the longest.

I'm really really glad someone broke that challenge.

[convinco]

Or it could be Brownies. You know, the little cleaning fairy people that sneak in, clean your house, and sneak out again like they were never there. But you can never tell other people about it or they won't return again.

[blackbirdsonnet]

You've just told the whole internet, Evie! Now they're never going to clean it again!

(And yes I did just sort of say that that ENTIRE internet reads my LJ. They totally do. I'm hot and thrillingly witty. I could be massively internet famous as we speak.)

[convinco]

Whoopsies. I think Wikipedia and stuff beat me to it, though. I think this is okay since they didn't clean for me, so at least you'll still get service.

I don't know how I feel about this Pride and Prejudice and Zombies thing. I like Jane Austen novels, but zombies scare me? All the blood and guts and ick make me terribly woozy.

[blackbirdsonnet]

We better, or else we'll make you clean it the next time you come to a party!

I'm the other way around. Jane Austen does nothing for me, but zombies? Zombies make me all tingly in my downstairs place :D

[denied_defied]

Emma Stone and zombies = otp.

[blackbirdsonnet]

Back off, you'll have to fight me for them!

[angels_facade]

It's unBELIEVABLE!

[blackbirdsonnet]

We have a shower cleaning ghost, Kat! I hope it gets the kitchen next!

[angels_facade]

That would be useful! I have never had a cleaning ghost before. I should look on eBay.

[blackbirdsonnet]

They're pretty expensive. We only were able to afford them because we're an entire city.