{Entry Five}

[blackbirdxpie]

Cross, Dash;

There is an excess of red, rubber balloon-like articles laying about. I expect an explanation of their intended function and why there are so many of them. Otherwise, I will dispose of them.

[[ooc: So Crow got hit with the whoopee cushion event because I'm 5.]]

Comments

[redhead_rabbit]

They got anything in them? Do they do anything?

[ because i'm apparently 5 too, i find this incredibly amusing. ]

[blackbirdxpie]

If they're intended to be air-inflated cushions, they don't serve their purpose well.

[[ooc: What's not funny about Link getting pranked with whoopee cushions? xD]]

[redhead_rabbit]

There must be some other purpose for 'em then. Wonder what, though.

[ it's hilarious! XD ]

[blackbirdxpie]

I intend to find out.

[[ooc: :>]]

[live_ringer]

Someone was planning a surprise party and decided half way through the decorating that they couldn't be arsed?

/totally takes that seriously

[blackbirdxpie]

I will await an explanation before I assume the worst.

/lol

[live_ringer]

Considering this place? That's hardly the worst.

[blackbirdxpie]

Yes, though even the most unstable events generally are not the results of the residents' own intentions.

[reckless_rebel]

Don't blame me.

[blackbirdxpie]

They are not your belongings then?

[reckless_rebel]

Nope. Not from the bottles, either.

[blackbirdxpie]

Bottles?

[maskedjudgment]

[The writing though vastly different from Cross's is shaking a lot.]

...Go sit on one, Crow.

[blackbirdxpie]

What for? They deflate immediately.

Who is this?

[maskedjudgment]

This is Cross. I'm stuck in master's body. It's something that happened before.

[blackbirdxpie]

Today's chaos seems particularly high. Are you able to manage reasonably in that body, or will you require assistance?