Using only songs from one artist cleverly, answer these questions ( Read more... )

It was today in 1997 that, just three days after having perhaps the most exciting moment of my life to that point when she said yes, that my first girlfriend ever had a friend give me a note that said that she was breaking up with me. There I was all psyched to go to science class and sit next to her and oh boy, I've got a girlfriend just in time ( Read more... )

I began my day by stepping in a fresh hairball.

I can't find my god damned Fluevogs!

Tonight I'll dream a girl called home ( Read more... )

Today I left work and went to pick up a bottle of Champagne to assist me in ringing in the new year and ending this one. I have hated this year so much that I bought a bottle of Bollinger La Grand Annee 1999. It cost $126.99. I didn't blink and have absolutely no remorse.

Fucking hell.

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One of the (few) good things at my job is that we now have the opportunity to call ahead and see if service levels are high enough that we don't have to come in. This is because they hired too many people, thinking that the business was going to skyrocket. Now that it hasn't, they're going to lay off 20% of the workforce as of the first of the year ( Read more... )

I was browsing job listings and found one that said that the candidate should possess "an optimistic outlook". I did not apply.

David Arnold just friended me on MySpace! In case you didn't know, Mr. Arnold is responsible for scoring the past six Bond films, as well as Hot Fuzz, The Stepford Wives and Stargate, among others, plus doing brilliant songs with Garbage, Chris Cornell, Bjork and others. I have been a fan since 1997. I wrote him a brief note, which hopefully he ( Read more... )