pick up lines from ryan

[blackdarkeyes]

IVE LOST MY TEDDY-BEAR!
WILL U SLEEP WITH ME?

DOES UR DAD MAKE SOUP?
CAUSE UR MMM MMM GOOD!

R U TIERD?
CAUSE UVE BEEN RUNNING THREW MY MIND ALL DAY!

R U A PARKING METER?
CAUSE UVE GOT FINE WRITEN ALL OVER U!

R U FROM TNNESSEE?
CAUSE UR THE ONLY TEN I C!

DID IT HURT?
WHEN U FEEL FROM HEAVEN!

Comments

[ripper457]

I have a worse one!!!

*Ahem*

Wanna fuck?

;)

LOVE YOU!!!!

~S~

[xcharmedp4]

haha my friend [on gaia] told me some guy at a resteraunt was all "i see you also like burritos" all smooth- like.. lmao