[Voice/Action]

[blackenedchaos]

Just a warning to all you idiots out there. The next one of you pathetic humans who ends up in the desert will find out firsthand that the dead do come back in a week.

And I'll enjoy every moment of it.

[And yeah, Yuber is in the desert for the moment, he's been meaning to check out the ruins for himself for some time and is just getting around

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[mikangirl]

[Poof. He's barely finished addressing the masses when Nami turns up standing next to him, waving a hand with a pencil in it and sounding mocking--]

And I'll enjoy every moment of it. It's not like the desert belongs to--

[mikangirl]

[...uh. She wasn't here a second ago.]

[blackenedchaos]

[Oh, and look who was brought this time. He'll have to thank the Malnosso for this one since he owes this girl quite a bit of pain.]

Oh, but it does belong to me as long as I kill any who show up here.

[and out come the swords and he will be attempting to stab Nami.]

[mikangirl]

[High-pitched shriek for the win! Sprinting away sounds like fun.]

Okay! It's yours! [Can't she just pay rent? ;;]

[loyal_arrows]

[So, this time, when Aldo teleports, he gets a faceful of sand. Sitting up, he shakes some out of his hair, spitting all the while.] ugh...

[blackenedchaos]

[And Yuber is getting really annoyed by all these people showing up in the desert.

So Aldo is just getting a sword pointed in his direction and is being given to the count of five to either run or fight.]

[loyal_arrows]

[Ehhh...? Why is he...! Well, that sword pointed at him is more than enough incentive to get Aldo up and running. He's pretty damn fast, too.] I-I'm so sorry sir! I don't know what I did, but I apologize!

[blackenedchaos]

You showed up in my territory, that's enough of a reason for me to kill you.

[Written]

[dragoon_pride]

Here I almost assumed it was YOU responsible for all of this madness... but you're just not that powerful.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos]

You assume that I would even care enough to annoy a bunch of humans like this. [And yeah, he's not powerful enough to do it from this kind of range.]

[Written]

[dragoon_pride]

It simply amuses me that even you have your limits, demon.

[And he knows it makes no sense for Yuber to sneak around people's showers either.]

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos]

At least I do not have your limits. I'd be quite pathetic if I did.

[chikaidestroyer]

Of course you will.

[No preamble. No hesitation. Just a dry, mentally-linked comment.]

[blackenedchaos]

[and good to hear from you too, Albert, though not really.]

Did you expect anything else?

[chikaidestroyer]

[Right back at you, you crazy diamond.]

Should I have?

[blackenedchaos]

You know very well that I enjoy any death, and even yours would be enjoyable to me.

[filtered]

[mydearapple]

A warm welcome. How very kind of you.

[filtered]

[blackenedchaos]

I wasn't intending on welcoming anyone. Obviously it seems too much to ask to be allowed some time without humans bothering me.

[filtered]

[mydearapple]

You're everyone's favorite demon! Of course it's too much to ask.

[filtered]

[blackenedchaos]

Then there will be a few dead humans soon.