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[blackenedchaos]

[Slightly forward dated to take place around the same time as the post that will later come from Vash.]

[Yuber's first clue that something was wrong should have come with the fact that he woke up. The demon doesn't normally sleep, so that should have been a clue

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[Voice]

[seiriald]

[This is the second time in less than a week that she's been woken up by loud cursing over the journals. Not appreciated.]

Hey you, do you always curse this loudly?

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

Of course I do!

[Voice]

[seiriald]

Really? I never heard you curse before.

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

[And that was barely cursing to this "Vash".]

They deserve much more than that.

[waywardvow]

Vash--hey, are you sick or something?

[Noticing that unsteadiness, Aerith approaches him in the plaza for a better look.]

[iamnotvash]

[Lack of depth perception sucks.]

I don't get sick.

[waywardvow]

You're sure something, the way you're walking.

[iamnotvash]

[Dang, Vash's human friends sure could be annoying.]

Well, I don't need your help.

[Voice]

[de_bel_survivor]

What happened?

[This is like the first time he heard Vash swore, right?]

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

[No, not fessing up he ended up in an idiot's body.]

Stupid experiment, that's what.

[Voice]

[de_bel_survivor]

[Someone sounds annoyed.]

And what did the experiment did to you?

[You're still male and adult. Teleporting? Shrunk?]

[Voice]

[iamnotvash]

[Bodyswapped with a pathetic idiot like Vash, that's what.]

It turned me into a pathetic idiot.

[endthem]

[Legato has been keeping an eye on you, Vash. And, in his current state, that means that it's through the scope of a sniper rifle. He tracks 'Vash' as he staggers through town, watches as he stops to pick up... swords?

Interesting. This calls for closer inspection.

So, he wanders his way down to the street, and begins to follow...]

[iamnotvash]

[Why yes, two swords and they would also be as long and thinly shaped as Vash!Yuber could get them to be. May not be the King Crimson, but better than being defenseless since he couldn't figure out how to use the pathetic idiot's own weapons.

And then "Vash" stumbles into a wall. Oops, thought that was a bit farther away. There's a bit of cursing and then he keeps on walking.]

[endthem]

...

[well now. He picks up his pace a bit, until he comes within speaking distance. Still far enough that he'd be able to line him up in his sights and take a shot if need be, but enough that he wouldn't have to raise his voice to an uncomfortable volume to reach him]

Planning on getting your hands dirty?

[iamnotvash]

["Vash" stops when he hears Legato's voice.]

I'm not leaving myself defenseless, that's what.

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Something kicks your door with a wonderfully loud 'THUMP']

Are you trying to wake up the whole goddamn place?

[Granted, he's not the best morning person, and stumbling up to yell at you was just instinct at this point-so he has nooo clue what you even said, or else he'd probably be sounding the alarms on that one.]

[iamnotvash]

[Oh, so the two idiots live together it seems.]

Do you think I care?

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Stupid grumpy!not!Vash.]

You will care when I kick you so hard you can't walk straight.

[iamnotvash]

[And "Vash" is going to look for something in here that resembles a weapon. Ah, that gun of his.]

I'll kill you before that happens.