D-Rank Mission: Introduce self! (Genjutsu 5d/2s)

[blackestwool]

Hello, innocent people of this strange new world!

My name is Hitsuji Sako, and this is my Sheep... Well, I guess Sheepmon now, partner, Keisawa!

Baa.

... You can talk, you know!

Raaaaam.

... Anyways! I... Well, I have no clue where to start here, I normally just go along with my Kage's orders and things tend to just work out from there! Any advice?

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[flakyfluff]

Sup, my names Sheep Man.

I suggest you get blind stinking drunk and do whatever comes to mind...because there's no way in hell we're getting out of here.

That's a loser attitude! Honey what you ought to do is find a place to call home for now, there are several inns that put up new Tamers.

[blackestwool]

...

Erm, sorry, what?

... I think Master was completely distracted by your being a sheep. It's a long story.

Wait, you'll talk to him but not-

Baaaaa.

[flakyfluff]

Well I'm a sheep shaped robot to be precise but yep, fluffy and cuddly am I.

[Attached: Photo of Sheeeeeeeeeeeep Man]

[blackestwool]

... Erm... Well...

... At least we're not alone.

... It's good to meet you!

[hctiwelprup]

Abandon all hope says The Great Witch Tiffany for this is a world of sin and horror, of darkness and terror. One cannot even stroll to the grocery store without risking attack by the various dangerous psychopaths that stroll the streets unaccounted by the corrupt law that claims to hold power.

Spiral into depression new girl and consider the quickest escape is always just beyond the veil of death.

[scrapperzen]

... Someone needs a hug.

[blackestwool]

And I am not completely sure who.

[hctiwelprup]

The Great Tiffany already told you her name!

Throw your hands up in frustration and curse the foolish god tree who insists we save his miserable world. BAH! says the Great Tiffany, BAH AND PHOOEY!

[scrapperzen]

The party line says you're here to save the world. :) Whether or not that's true, only the giant tree god can say, and so far, answers haven't been forthcoming.

In the meantime, it's recommended that you find a nice place to settle down in and eke out a living for yourself. Right now, the popular destinations are Neon City and Axoryi for people looking to live a Civilian Life. There's also Tetha, but that citystate has been headed towards war, so it's not exactly the best place to set up a homestead.

You got any questions, feel free to ask.

[blackestwool]

*If Kat REALLY pays attention, Sako's eye visibly twitches at the words 'save the world'.*

Giant tree god, you say?

And what's this about a war in Tetha?

[scrapperzen]

Yggdrasil, Digital World Tree. Wish I could tell you more, but even the big holy sorts of the world aren't all that eager to tell more about that particular topic. Or they just don't know, which wouldn't surprise me. The most powerful gods are typically the ones who don't answer to anyone for anything.

Saving the world's all well and good, I guess, but it doesn't put food on the table, and it isn't exactly a clear course of action.

As for the war in Tetha... Power-mad area leader pretty much wants to wipe out all tamers. His plans have been exposed, and it's only a matter of time until things come to a head.

[blackestwool]

I see. That's... Definitely something to worry about. All of it, really.