the dog keeps on following me around the house. it bothers me.

oh my god my birthday was so fun.

Leonardo DiCaprio once advised my girlfriend to break up with me.

put your hands up for detroit.

Because of the biragge of people writing their I-hate-Valentine's tirades I am going to officially come out and say: I am indifferent about Valentine's day and I am not afraid to say it!

Aww berkeley

Since I survived this weekend pretty unscathed, Im pretty sure I can survive anything.

Jacob's favorite movie is 'The Princess Diaries'.

man I am happy.

Why does meeting with my professors make me want to kill myself?