Shitty Monday

[blackeyedblood]

Now, Monday's are usually innately shit, but since I have Mondays and Fridays off as part of my new timetable I have to find a new reason for them to be shit and I think in today's case they are particularly valid

Comments

[raoulpetitfish]

Wow, I can't wait to see what some of your essays are like. Let's break down the structure of this entry:

Beginning: Description of today
Middle: Thanks paid to boyfriend
End: Masturbation
Conclusion: Place in pub quiz

Best planned entry ever. You're the best x

[vampyric_pariah]

They've got a new one. The rampant rabbit thriller!!! I might have to buy it. It looks scary, but orgasmic. And in the end, thats all that really matters doesn't it?

Bleh, I've lost my voice, its very gay. We should compare ailments with les fortunate people, who are not as beautiful as we are. Like......I can't think of anyone. But my flatmates have fucking kept me awake again, and now I'm overtired and will never get to sleep.

A curse of painful death to them all.