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My LiveJournal Sitcomblackeyedfish In The City (NBC, 10:30): blackeyedfish (Julia Ormond) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with faerie_tears (Sophia Loren). That same day, tornpantyhose (Roy Rogers) sets prsean (Kurt Russell)'s shampoo on fire. On the other side of town, burgundywishes (John Travolta) buys odetojimi (John Cleese) a gecko. ( Read more... ) -
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it's two a.m.
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oh yeah...i just looked at my last post and thought it might be a bit misleading...dont think anything bad happened or anything. i just thought that once...like...my grandfather was all coughing and such...and...i just thought...usually when a friend coughs..i yell..."don't die grandpa!" ....and then i laughed...cause...yeah...it would be very bad ( Read more... ) -
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...for some reason...the phrase..."don't die grandpa!" ...just doesn't work nearly as well and isn't nearly as funny..when it actually is your grandfather... -
i deserve a trophy..or at least a ribbon or something
yesterday. i drove. in the rain. to taco bell. and used the drive-thru.
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because i'm incapable of making a real post
kornguy5: i had a dream lastnight ( Read more... ) -
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today. i drove in the rain. although it wasn't by choice.
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