Today at work

[blackgryphon]

Today I was asked why I wasn't wearing green in celebration of St. Patrick's Day... my response:

"I wear black to mourn all those poor Druids that were driven out of Ireland by that mean Mr. Patrick."

Comments

[rivalkeeper]

Well you know, You cannot trust those white-bearded, tree hugging hippies.

[willowisp]

You rebel, you.

I found out on the 17th that you're supposed to get to pinch those not wearing green. Luckily for the person who told me (who was wearing blue), I'm not that into physical contact.