V : Rubber Sheets

Aug 18, 2005 00:59

You know the person in your bed is bad news when....

you wake up covered in puke...
when there is puke all over your bed and down the sides of your mattress..
when your important work notes are covered in puke...
when your 2004 tax returns for the year 2004 are destroyed by puke...

you know it's time to show them the door whenThe person in your ( Read more... )

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vroom cgb_nyc August 18 2005, 08:12:03 UTC
Throw his dirty ass into the Liffey.

Throw his dirty mug into the sludge.

Throw his mug into his sick.

Throw his dirty ass into the Liffey, from your *NEW* SCOOTER


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blackhallgreen August 18 2005, 14:36:15 UTC
ferris, what time r u back on saturday 27th?

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cgb_nyc August 18 2005, 17:51:00 UTC
I told ya, I leave in the evening on the 27th, but with all the timezones I don't finally get into Dublin until 6pm on the 28th. Big surprise welcome at the airport?

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blackhallgreen August 18 2005, 18:03:52 UTC
Big surprise welcome at the airport?


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babyspike August 18 2005, 13:48:33 UTC
Has breaking legs gone out of fashion?

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It's Hear Hear supersid August 21 2005, 21:29:05 UTC
It originated in the old "hear ye hear ye".

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Re: It's Hear Hear babyspike August 21 2005, 22:04:51 UTC
hear hear (alternatively and wrongly thought to be 'here here') - an expression of agreement at a meeting - the expression is 'hear hear' (not 'here here' as some believe), and is derived from 'here him, here him' first used by a members (of the British Parliament) in attempting to draw attention and provide support to a speaker. The use of 'hear him, hear him' dated from the late 1500's according to Random House and the OED; the shortened 'hear hear' parliamentary expression seems to have developed in the late 1700's, since when its use has been more widely adopted, notably in recent times in local government and council meetings, committee meetings, formal debates, etc. Today the 'hear hear' expression could arguably be used by anyone in a meeting wanting to show support for a speaker or viewpoint expressed, although it will be perceived by many these days as a strange or stuffy way of simply saying 'I agree'. Let's face it, the House of Commons, home of the expression, is not the greatest example of modern constructive civilised ( ... )

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drip August 18 2005, 14:33:31 UTC
The one night I told my sociopath friend to fuck this guy Achmed? Amed? I think it might have been Dave, but seriously - Achmed - in my bitch flat mates bed, he shat him self all over it. It almost looked like there's been an untoward scat war.

And I had to clean that up. Bleach, rubber gloves and boxers. If I ever have to kill a spouse type I'll be so good at it.

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J: blackhallgreen August 20 2005, 17:07:47 UTC
Not Ahmed, dentistry student in Trinners?

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Re: J: drip August 20 2005, 20:42:28 UTC
Unfortunatly no. It was my racist belfast days. He really was called Dave.

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