Whilst my Grandma is staying, I have sort of the same level of home defence as your feline courtesy call, only she's of that generation where literally any physical movement from others fascinates her and requires a Sherlock Holmes level of depth and solution. She's a little bit like a t-rex, motion activated, and disturbing people when they're on the toilet like in Jurassic Park but mercifully there the similarities end.
Dad quite often sends her to the window in cheap distractions by going 'what's that? Who's that on the driveway?' but as she's somewhat irony impaired, sixteen trips to the window later she still hasn't quite rumbled the ruse.
Glad it wasn't some malevolent sex offender or something! Hurray for cats and animals in general.
Well she hasn't licked her genitals that I know of, but it must be said her bathing and hygiene regime for a woman who is so house proud leaves a lot to be desired so I wouldn't put it past her.
She's also nowhere near as musical as cats, as evidenced by a recent harrowing ordeal when she was listening to her 'Best of Abba' cd.
I would say more, but it's too soon to talk about it.
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Whilst my Grandma is staying, I have sort of the same level of home defence as your feline courtesy call, only she's of that generation where literally any physical movement from others fascinates her and requires a Sherlock Holmes level of depth and solution. She's a little bit like a t-rex, motion activated, and disturbing people when they're on the toilet like in Jurassic Park but mercifully there the similarities end.
Dad quite often sends her to the window in cheap distractions by going 'what's that? Who's that on the driveway?' but as she's somewhat irony impaired, sixteen trips to the window later she still hasn't quite rumbled the ruse.
Glad it wasn't some malevolent sex offender or something! Hurray for cats and animals in general.
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She's also nowhere near as musical as cats, as evidenced by a recent harrowing ordeal when she was listening to her 'Best of Abba' cd.
I would say more, but it's too soon to talk about it.
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is therapy required at this point?
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