paula and i went to the zoo today.... there seemed to be less animals than there were last time i was there.. maybe they died of boredom cause the animals i saw looked bored shitless..
I can imagine this conversation between the lions.
"Well, Roy, we're still in the cage." "Shut up, Simba." "It looks like a trap, I said. Let's go, I said. I see the humans with tranquiliser rifles, I said." "Shut up, Simba." "So, Roy, I just noticed something. We're still in this cage." "Simba, one more fuckin time..." "I don't see the rescue party you said you organised, Roy. Could it be that they haven't made it out of the enclosure yet because they think we'll eat them?" "Simba, for the last time..." "...like you did the animal rights activists that tried to break us out last week?" "SHUT UP SIMBA!!"
they used to have polar bears at the adelaide zoo, i went back there after not going to the zoo for about 5 years, asked where the polar bears had gone, and they said there had never been polar bears at the adelaide zoo. what a weird fucking conspiracy.
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we should have through rocks at the cages. suckers!
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"Well, Roy, we're still in the cage."
"Shut up, Simba."
"It looks like a trap, I said. Let's go, I said. I see the humans with tranquiliser rifles, I said."
"Shut up, Simba."
"So, Roy, I just noticed something. We're still in this cage."
"Simba, one more fuckin time..."
"I don't see the rescue party you said you organised, Roy. Could it be that they haven't made it out of the enclosure yet because they think we'll eat them?"
"Simba, for the last time..."
"...like you did the animal rights activists that tried to break us out last week?"
"SHUT UP SIMBA!!"
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what a weird fucking conspiracy.
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