Party People Poop Too Much!
So, the toilet has been acting up for a couple days, and I can't explain why. It will not work. Period. It drains...slowly... but that it all. The maintenance guy comes in all pissed off, plunging like Super Mario (there's still water everywhere) and says, "I know there's something in that sonuvabitch! I know it!" He goes on to say that I might be charged if he finds anything unusual in there... like a hair clip apparently? I'm standing there, saying that I know that I didn't put anything...ah... unusual in there. We had a couple parties over the weekend, but that couldn't be it because it didn't act up until Monday. There were a couple people here Sunday night I think, but who cares? It's not as if they stuck a whole alligator down there! Why would I be charged for someone else putting something down my toilet? I can't stand in there and hold their hand while they crap to make sure that they don't drop anything unusual in the potty, now can I?
In conclusion... WTF IS IN MY TOILET?!?!