friday the 13th

Jul 13, 2007 23:09

so my luck streak on fri the 13th continues as an old man about 70 something was backing out of the house next door he got his foot stuck on the accelerator and jumped the curb .. i was mowing the grass and he missed me by less than 3 feet .. i almost pissed myself as my back was to him and i was wearing my headphones .. he slammed into the corner ( Read more... )

they tryin to keeeeeel me

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purdypiedad July 14 2007, 04:43:12 UTC
Dude! Seriously glad you are ok!! "The person who was supposed to be watching him..."??? If he needed a babysitter, I think his problems were less related to his faith and more related to his senility. Sometimes it's mighty confusing that whole right and left pedal thing. lol...

Having been almost killed by more than my fair share of old people, I am of the mind that seniors 70 and over should have a behind-the-wheel driving test every year in order to retain their license.

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blackielawless July 14 2007, 06:05:23 UTC
well i live next door to where old people live .. like when they are old old old ..

you and i have different beliefs .. over 65 no driving , no voting, indoors where i dont have to smell old ladies with too much perfume on

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purdypiedad July 14 2007, 15:56:56 UTC
Hah! I take it you live next to the senile and otherwise mentally impaired home for seniors, huh?
I'm definitely with you on the perfume thing. Bleck!

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java_fiend July 15 2007, 05:26:14 UTC
Doooooooooooood. You are so lucky. What's a 70 year old doing behind the wheel anyway???

All I can say is you better get right with god, young man! Next time you might not be so lucky!

The lawn looks nice though!

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batty_coda July 16 2007, 00:15:48 UTC
its a conspiracy man.... trying to rid the town of heathens you know...

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blackielawless July 16 2007, 07:32:25 UTC
i'm saying !! bastards

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