Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal. (A Manifesto.)

[blackiestark]

It occurs to me just lately that lots of people go through the famed Five Stages of Grief, in the exact same order, as the five stages of their lives:

1. Denial marks the childhood years, the years when we're sheltered from the horrible truths of the world, and we either make up fairy tales to protect us, or have them foisted upon us. Be good, and

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[jodea]

Would you like me to hide your razors? =P *kiss*

[blackiestark]

If being realistic is suicidal, I died a long time ago.

(Seriously, I wasn't depressed in any way when I came up with this.)

[jodea]

Heh, I don't ever associate razors with suicide, just with cutting. I was joshing you for being "emo"... I joke with nothing but love. *hug*

[blackiestark]

I know, baby. *putting my hair in my face*

I never got the cutting thing. Ever. You need to feel something?! I need to feel less things!

[ertchin]

Heh. I'm thoroughly in Denial, but take lots of day trips to 2-4.

[blackiestark]

4 is just 2 without an outlet. I'm learning that.

[blackiestark]

Then that makes us... cocks? Yikes!

I Said It Before & I'll Say It Again

[epiphany]

"Really dark, Crow!"

Re: I Said It Before & I'll Say It Again

[blackiestark]

It's the Ku Klux Klowns!

[epiphany]

*swoons*

Oh baby, you know what I like!

[blackiestark]

A rogue elephant snaps his tether and kills a coolie!

[whipman]

I had the realization a few days ago that I am trying hard to be Lyle Swann and in reality, I may end up being pat blind.

in reference to aging that is...

[blackiestark]

Then you have to make being Pat Blind an art, sir.