blackiestark

Sit your place in heaven at once.

blackiestark Apr 20, 2009 20:02

When does a decade begin?

No, this is not the old millennium argument. What I want to know is when the decade starts culturally -- when, in the future, we look back and agree on what event really made the new decade start to feel new. We can agree, for example, that the Thirties as we understand them began with the Great Depression, kicked off by ( Read more... )

Ha ha ha ha ha! Check out this bizarre.

blackiestark Apr 18, 2009 19:15

I suppose you're wondering why I've called you all here today.

Let me first enter into evidence Exhibit A: A recent Britney Spears concert in Tampa, FL, on March 8, 2009:

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Britney, thinking the mic is off, says to her dancers: "Oh my god, my pussy is hanging out of this fucking thing." Wardrobe malfunction. Live mic. Dirty words. Embarrassing.

Crowd ( Read more... )

I would give you, both night and day, love satisfying.

blackiestark Apr 16, 2009 16:50

The short version: had an intestinal flu last week, so I lost about three days of work, then had Easter creep up on me (I usually work on Sundays -- don't ask) so that didn't help, and... ARGH. Things have been generally okay, I just stand amazed at my ability to lose large chunks of time without meaning to. I repeat, slightly more quietly: argh.

So ( Read more... )

sob

blackiestark Apr 14, 2009 23:42

I respectfully request the world stop spinning for a week or so in order for me to CATCH UP.

*sob*

Writer's Block: Grab and Go

blackiestark Apr 06, 2009 03:31

Um, jail blueprints, I guess?

(There goes my butt again.)

cover-ups, writer's block, conspiracies

And I have learned how these things work together.

blackiestark Apr 04, 2009 00:02

I wasn't gonna say anything about it. I wasn't. Because, okay. Sinister ol' Jack Valenti, former head of the MPAA and apparently, if looks mean anything, a bud that bloomed off of Robert Novak's black hide, instituted the wonderful modern ratings system we enjoy so well. PG-13 was actually Spielberg's baby (and, as with all ratings, it only made PG ( Read more... )

Standing there with nothing on. She gonna teach me how to swim.

blackiestark Mar 31, 2009 03:09

If there is a God. he/she/it/they is/are drawing the edges of the universe closer together, like a warm blanket on a cold night.

Observe.

Here's a typical panel from the Tatsuya Ishida webcomic Sinfest, in which God mocks Satan by using a hand puppet:

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Writer's Block: Prison Time

blackiestark Mar 30, 2009 02:40

My anal virginity.

(Yes, I still have it, smart guy. Though, whenever I go to the Quarter, outside attempts are made.)

writer's block, prison time, national geographic channel

The best conversation I have ever seen on Facebook.

blackiestark Mar 29, 2009 18:02

(to someone else) I bet!! -huggles- I lurve you!

(third party) lurve? what the hell is that?

You have to be in the circle... you're not in the circle..

I don't think I want to be in the circle if it involves huggles and lurving. It sounds like some Hello Kitty world where people talk in text message languages.

He's just jealous he's not in the circle ( Read more... )

The eyes of the child see no wrong.

blackiestark Mar 28, 2009 20:09

Becausemsanborn basically pulls me around by my cock, I am violating a more or less ironclad rule of this journal and *sigh* posting a meme.

Ahem.

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It's the marry, shag (fuck), and throw off a cliff meme!

First off, here's the rules:

1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 ( Read more... )