Happy birthday, I guess. Blah blah whatever people are supposed to say on birthdays.
Borrowing the kitchen, and making a cake. I hope she likes chocolate. And when I was in town last Sunday I bought her a necklace.
.....You know what?! I COULD'VE BOUGHT A SWIMSUIT! ARG I'M AN IDIOT! GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE STUPID ENVY! AKUJFLSJFOSIJSLKFJSOL!@!!!!
....Now that I'm over that. ...She probably won't like it anyways. And then I can return it and buy a bathing suit...