...if I throw Poison in the Watermain.
In complete defiance of my friends' genuine and introspective posts, I bring you a self-absorbed rant. Please ignore and continue further down.
Okay, body, let's go over this one more time:when you suspect an infection or virus, the correct response is not, "Oh God, FREEZE IT!" Nor is it, "BLEED!" You get minus points for both of these.
And YOU, roommates, I'm going to find a new place to hangout study where you can't leave me alone for hours and them come in and soak up all the internets while I studiously didn't steal your gummy bears. And then you'll be sorry. Mmmnah.
Okay, all done.
On a mournful note, our generation finally has its own Kitty Genovese.
Goddamn. Just, just goddamn.
Okay, body, let's go over this one more time:when you suspect an infection or virus, the correct response is not, "Oh God, FREEZE IT!" Nor is it, "BLEED!" You get minus points for both of these.
And YOU, roommates, I'm going to find a new place to hangout study where you can't leave me alone for hours and them come in and soak up all the internets while I studiously didn't steal your gummy bears. And then you'll be sorry. Mmmnah.
Okay, all done.
On a mournful note, our generation finally has its own Kitty Genovese.
Goddamn. Just, just goddamn.