- a half satanic child - my mother was raped by the devil - my mother's parents were crazy catholics that beat her up - my mother was part of a cult by accident - only person to ever survive a lethal disease - sorceress - from an alternate dimension - can stop time - age regression - caused end of the world - joined a super hero team before age 10 - no emotions - has visions - had a crush on a british guy from a book who turned out to be a dragon - ADHD - video game junky (ACCURATE) - never went to school - raised by monks - ran away from home - a cradle snatcher - having underage sex - be a werewolf
idk i am having a blank. D:
definitely funny stuff. i wouldn't mind being incredibly wealthy though.
-a smoker -an experimental, high-energy physics computer engineer -masochistic -sadistic -suidical -into public sex -have fully functioning wings sprouting from my back -gay -have a massive god complex -am a drug dealing, murdering rapist -know kung fu -am a master of stealth -dead
I'm cracking myself up just reading this. :P Thanks for the meme and the laugh!!
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- a half satanic child
- my mother was raped by the devil
- my mother's parents were crazy catholics that beat her up
- my mother was part of a cult by accident
- only person to ever survive a lethal disease
- sorceress
- from an alternate dimension
- can stop time
- age regression
- caused end of the world
- joined a super hero team before age 10
- no emotions
- has visions
- had a crush on a british guy from a book who turned out to be a dragon
- ADHD
- video game junky (ACCURATE)
- never went to school
- raised by monks
- ran away from home
- a cradle snatcher
- having underage sex
- be a werewolf
idk i am having a blank. D:
definitely funny stuff. i wouldn't mind being incredibly wealthy though.
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I am:
-a smoker
-an experimental, high-energy physics computer engineer
-masochistic
-sadistic
-suidical
-into public sex
-have fully functioning wings sprouting from my back
-gay
-have a massive god complex
-am a drug dealing, murdering rapist
-know kung fu
-am a master of stealth
-dead
I'm cracking myself up just reading this. :P Thanks for the meme and the laugh!!
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