Hey you fucking jerks!Quit stealing my icon.It's the only original thing I've ever done in my life.

So, I was like 20 feet from Derian Hatcher all night. People booed him, but they are all retarded inbreds. I don't think they realize that one of the Generals actually is an NHLer. Anyway, he wrecked a guy and scored a goal. It was pretty sweet. Unfortunately, thats probably the closest thing I'll see to a Red Wings game.

So, I beat Resident Evil 4 today. Overall it took me 16 hours and 16 minutes. Other than that, it's 1:30 am and I'm fucking BORED!!!!!!

So, last night was pretty cool. I danced with many dudes and ladies. They were both all up ons. Met some new people, I think. I also have the meanest voice ever right now. Have the weekend off of work. Hell yeah.

So, my 4 year old sister knows like every line in "Anchorman". Thats pretty much the coolest thing ever. Cup o' noodles. Nuff said.

I just got hit in the face by a snow tornado.

So, for some reason my digital cable isn't working. But my internets work fine. Bothe of em. Today I had a customer tell me his mom died this morning. Yikes. Didn't need that to happen. Also, an old lady talked about the Red Wings with me. She was obsessed. I left my damn phone at work. When will the zombies get here?

I'm going to the store. Does anyone want anything?

FACT!: 1 out of every 6 emo kids commited/attempted suicide while live jounal was down for a day. As a result, the terrorist level has been risen to Apricot.

FACT!: Resident Evil 4 is the best game ever.

FACT!: I love zombies.

FACT!: I am sick of working this weekend.

FACT?: I am the best? Maybe...?

Sooo. I'm pretty sure I broke or ruptured(?) my toe, I guess. That was an event. That happened. In my life. Yesterday. I bought Resident Evil 4 today because I am smart. It just so happens it is the greatest game ever. Besides Fire Emblem. Nerd Time over. Holla if you hear me, Jhonka.