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[blackknight_11]

Are these the events people keep talking abo--

GAH! GET THESE BIRDS AWAY FROM ME!

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[001999]

Are you scared of birds, Kallen?

[blackknight_11]

What? No! These birds are just......annoying!

[master_of_dudes]

Dude, this one is tame compared to a lot of the others we've had. And a pretty good one, aside from the annoying calling birds.

[blackknight_11]

This is tame?

[master_of_dudes]

Yeeeeep. We've had some real weird ones. Gender benders, body swaps, immeasurable pain, giant amusement park, and just about everything in between. Every time ya think something's bad, just say to yourself "hey, at least it's not zombies!"

[blackknight_11]

.....zombies?

[son_of_a_stag]

They won't stop saying my name. I'm going to have nightmares about my own name now.

[blackknight_11]

You too? Thank goodness, I thought it was just me.

[son_of_a_stag]

I think it's everybody. And now there's cows and swans and Merlin knows what else.
This place is weird and that's saying something.

[blackknight_11]

Yes, I saw the cows. They also keep getting in the way of everything.

Does this happen often?

[as_driven_snow]

Believe me, I know.

You're new here, yes? My name is Alcuin. What's yours?

[blackknight_11]

Ah, I've been told I was here once before, but I don't remember it. So, yeah, I guess I'm new.

I'm Kallen.

[as_driven_snow]

I understand that this place tends to do that and that no one seems to fully understand what's going on.

Kallen! What a lovely name! And where are you from?

[blackknight_11]

It seems familiar, but at the same time it's not. Almost like a dream, I guess.

Ah....Britannia.

[vermilionxbird]

Are you okay, Kallen?

[blackknight_11]

No, these birds keep.....

Shoo! Shoo!

[vermilionxbird]

They were nice before they started dropping their waste all over the place.

[blackknight_11]

One of them keeps following me around.