Well it made me chuckle

[blacklight_boi]

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead

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[the_rin]

:)

[originalturbo]

I'm off to get my pistachio nutshells right now!

[chromenewt]

I shant leave home now without my digital camera and my baby mattress.

...and one to add...

THALIDOMIDE CHILDREN - When playing on swings always remember to wear a crash helmet to avoid costly dental work

[mizz_sparrow]

Drivers is familiar - actually had some berk scream abuse at me about being a useless woman driver when the clearly extremly damaged car I had just picked up for repair died in front of him and he done the arm waving thing too. BTW none of this helped the car start but it was mildly entertaining.