[relaxes on the couch, silently meditating about nothing in particular; it's peaceful, dark, the moon is out.]

[it's the perfect kind of night for a riku.]

[ITP: Roxas is drinking tea! Except his eye is glowing. Red.]

Okay, this? You don't do this to an Emperor.

Somebody wake me up.

... Miyuki? Tsukasa?

Kagamin~?

There aren't any games here!~

... this almost looks like my apartment.

Absolutely fanfuckingtastic. What the hell is going on? I told them I wasn't retiring for another few months,

If those filthy assistants have had me airlifted into the slums in the my sleep again it's their heads on a platter.

...

And where the fuck do I buy a pack of cigarettes around here?

OHOHOHO~! HOST CLUB PREPARE TO BE AMAZ-

Hahh?! W-wait a minute. This isn't the host club... is this even Ouran?

WHERE AM I~~~?

...

This doesn't look like the lab.

Haruhi? Kyouya? Hikaru? Kaoru? Hunny-senpai? Mori-senpai? Renge-kun? Where have all my customers gone? Where has anybody gone?

THIS IS NOT OURAN!

[ooc; er, am I supposed to add tags? since this isn't letting me D|]

Nino is not here.