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You'd think after almost a month of not posting, I'd post something of particular value, such as recounts of my daring summer exploits. As there have been no daring summer exploits, I leave you with random hilarity.
One of the great things about Paper Mario is Gourmet Guy.
Mario first meets Gourmet Guy in Shyguy's Toybox. He's blocking the way across the train tracks.
You have to bribe him to let you pass.
I guess he likes the cake.
Princess Peach meets up with him later. I guess one slice of cake wasn't enough.
Peach heads to the kitchen to make him another cake. You're supposed to follow a recipe, but...
...why bother with flour, when you have CLEANSER!
"It's a dish cleaner!"
"It's a dessert topping!"
"Wait you two! It's both!"
I may have added too much cleanser.
Now he's just being mean.
Okay, I think he likes the cake better without the cleanser.
One of the great things about Paper Mario is Gourmet Guy.
Mario first meets Gourmet Guy in Shyguy's Toybox. He's blocking the way across the train tracks.
You have to bribe him to let you pass.
I guess he likes the cake.
Princess Peach meets up with him later. I guess one slice of cake wasn't enough.
Peach heads to the kitchen to make him another cake. You're supposed to follow a recipe, but...
...why bother with flour, when you have CLEANSER!
"It's a dish cleaner!"
"It's a dessert topping!"
"Wait you two! It's both!"
I may have added too much cleanser.
Now he's just being mean.
Okay, I think he likes the cake better without the cleanser.