And so passes a month

[blackmac]

They say the world is a small place. Every day I spend in this city only seems to emphasise that fact. I don't know what it is, maybe just that I've been to school with so many people across the city, but the people I know always seem to be connected to each other somehow, other than through me. It's almost frightening to discover that a good

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[trent_soviet]

1. "I gotta go gotta go, before I get arrested for loitering."
2. "I'm like a flan in a cupboard, I'll only melt slowly."
3. "Hey Jude, don't jam that pair of scissors in my eye."
4. "I'm gonna fight 'em off, a horde of hungry zombies couldn't hold me back."
5. "Baby it hurts to fall off a cliff into a wood chipper full of broken glass and angry wolverines."

[yiannako]

Line cook? Sounds very interesting...and stressful is good...means you have to keep focused...always wanted to try working in a restaurant.

[yiannako]

line cook is a little bit different from dishwasher. For dish, you can see what you have to do, and pace yourself to do it. Line cook involves standing around looking busy (or doing menial chores that management have you do until you are busy) waiting for customers. As soon as they order, you rush as fast as possible to get the orders out and looking good. This rush can extend for upwards of an hour. Once that is done, rinse and repeat.

[lyrai]

5. "Baby, it hurts to birth you."
4. "I'm gonna fight 'em off; a stack of Sean's incomprehensible Edition QZ67K*1-alpha-phi-z Version X.vii rule books couldn't hold me back."
3. "Hey Jude, don't be an ass."
2. "I'm like Chem. Eng.; I'll only kill your soul."
1. "I gotta go gotta go, before what I truly want starts to gain sway over my societally rigid views on morality. Can't have that now."

[fractured_sieg]

1. "I gotta go gotta go, before I have explosive diarrea." (do something stupid)
2. "I'm like a meat cleaver, I'll only cut and get dull." (bird; fly away)
3. "Hey Jude, don't come round the mountain." (make it bad)
4. "I'm gonna fight 'em off, a really good steak couldn't hold me back." (seven nation army)
5. "Baby it hurts to eat glass." (love you)

After reading my answer......about....30 minutes after typing it in without remembering, I find them amusing enough, though that might be the food poisoning talking. On a side note, my dad makes an excellent doctor.

Me: "I have food poisoning"
Dad: "Really?"
Me: "It feels like every other time I have had food poisoning."
Dad: "Here, take this."
Me: "This is antacid."
Dad: "Yes"
Me: "I think I might have left out where the pain is from poison. Not acid."
Dad: "It works when I have an upset stomac"
Me: "I don't think you are even listening to my inane ramblings."
Dad: "What?"