Burn Down the Mission

[blackmes]

rest of day

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[blackmes]

for some reason i really don't want to sleep.

so i'll comment in my own LJ, how cool will that be.

well not as cool if somebody famous like barbara streisand commented.

but it's not all bad.

I can't wait for le SNL bash tomorrow, i could do without going to work, but i am going to make some madd cash. (nope. i just lied to you)
MADD COW!
no.

but did you (yes, YOU!) know that jello was once made out of the hooves of cows and pigs, yum yum! eat up!

oh mcdonalds is 100% beef

100%-mexican's limbs, rats, fecal matter, and trash.

no, 4real. I read fast food nation.

well until that big money moment, byebye - YOURSELF!

[becomesophelia]

That biker guy was hella cool though you have to admit.
Too bad you guys wouldn't let me shoot at him.

[blackmes]

I just want to know where his neck went.

[anonymous]

Hello Ryan,

Thank you for being my #1 fan all these years. Your letters have meant so much to me. I keep them in the same drawer as my platinum records. Have you rented my Jew movie yet? Keep in touch.

Love,
Barbara Streissand

sex.

[blackmes]

your nose is so fucking fetch.

and when I read that i laughed. out loud. the kind when you have quickly cover your mouth to prevent some nasty discharge.

thanks bitch.

sex?

[anonymous]

Sometimes when I sing, discharge come out of my mouth. It is preventable using three easy steps:

a. boil some water with a pinch of cinnamon
b. simmer and add a teaspoon of tea leaves
3. smoke two joints
d. watch educational programming for children on my new network PBS

Love,
Bar

[_diesirae_]

bring me chicken nuggets. and whatever else you feel like stealing ;) so we can eat it together. so that you can eat for real. and i can not be so worried. and get food out of it.

lates babe