So, I've managed to escape parental bonds rather well the past few months. Unfortunately, they have devised a way to put me back on the leash. The Man (a.k.a. my grandfather) wants to get me a cell phone. Apparently, I "need" a cell. I don't believe a cell phone is going to feed, clothe, put a roof over my head, or give me the greatest sex of my
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