can anyone guess this?

[blackmyarms]

I turn polar bears white

and I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

and girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

and normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

and make your champagne bubble.

If you squeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

Comments

[mommy_said]

semen. duuuh.

OR NO WAIT. I CHANGED MY ANSWER. optiumus prime. NO NO. racecars.

oh fuck.

[blackmyarms]

the answer is no for little kids anyway for stupid kids like me who tried to figure it out, its pressure

[mommy_said]

what?

how does pressure turn pancakes brown?

WHAT???